we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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