She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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