i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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