I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i would punch a child for taco bell
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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