Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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