i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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