I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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