why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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