Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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