i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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