It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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