Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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