My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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