its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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