My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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