btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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