fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
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I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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