so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Can I color on your dick again?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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