your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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