Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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