Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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