bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Found the puke drawer
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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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