just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
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And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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