And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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