i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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