small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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