We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
