She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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