Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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