may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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