so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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