Midget sex pt 2 tonight
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Randomize
