Quick, to the slutcave!
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
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I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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