I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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