have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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