Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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