I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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