like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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