dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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