I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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