fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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