do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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