My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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