Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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