I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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