Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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