Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
last night I used snow as a chaser
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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