let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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