is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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