BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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go home
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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