I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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