Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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