new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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