i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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