OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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