I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Randomize
