A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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