it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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